Australia 2 Week Road Trip

Our two week Australian Road Trip, started in Melbourne and ending in Adelaide. Along the way, we visited the former gold mine towns of Castlemaine and Ballarat before heading south to Geelong to see the bollard art. Then it was a drive along The Great Ocean Road towards Adelaide, with a detour to tastes some of the produce of the wineries of the Barossa Valley.

Itinerary

Day 1-3Melbourne
Day 4Hanging Rock and Castlemaine
Day 5Ballarat
Day 6Geelong and The Great Ocean Road (Torquay to Apollo Bay)
Day 7The Great Ocean Road (Apollo Bay to Warrnambool)
Day 8The Princes Highway (Warrnambool to Portland)
Day 9Cape Bridgewater and Mount Gambier
Day 10Robe
Day 11Victor Harbor
Day 12Barossa Valley
Day 13-14Adelaide

Summary

Melbourne

3 days exploring the city of Melbourne, rounded off with a trip to the Neighbours set.

Ballarat/Castlemaine

A trip, via the mysterious Hanging Rock, to the former gold mining towns of Ballarat and Castlemaine.

Geelong

A morning admiring bollard people in the seaside town of Geelong.

Great Ocean Road

The iconic drive along the spectacular Great Ocean Road and Australia’s south coast.

Barossa Valley

A day visiting some of Barossa Valley’s most famous wineries.

Adelaide

Two days exploring Adelaide, its gardens, museums and galleries.

Day 1 – Melbourne

A very early start today. We fly to Melbourne at 6 am, so need to get up at 3.30. To be honest, I’m too old to go without the requisite 8 hours sleep. But the flight is on time and and I get to watch The Greatest Showman (twice), so it could be worse.

Entering Australia is a special challenge for the short sighted. The first instruction, on entering the E-gate, is to remove your glasses. The second is written on a screen 20 metres away. I can’t even see there’s an instruction let alone read what it says. Despite my unbeaten run of failing to use an E-gate without assistance, we’re in Melbourne by 9. We head to our hotel, The Jazz Corner Hotel, hoping we can leave our bags there, but they are able to check us in which is an unexpected bonus. So we go back to bed for a few hours.

Melbourne from the hotel balcony Jazz Corner Hotel
Melbourne from the hotel balcony

One I am feeling vaguely human again, we set off to explore Melbourne. It’s a lovely day and a lovely city. My great great grandfather Paul Monte settled in Melbourne (more of that later) and I can see why he fell for the place.

Melbourne from Queen Victoria Market
Melbourne from Queen Victoria Market

Queen Victoria Market

We start in Queen Victoria Market (apparently the largest market in the Southern Hemisphere). It’s huge and you can buy practically anything, but we make a beeline for the food court and have fish and chips for brunch.

Queen Victoria Market
Queen Victoria Market

State Library

The Yarra River bisects Melbourne. We spend the afternoon exploring north of the river; there’s some grand old Victorian buildings, some cool modern buildings and a sprinkling of nice parks. We visit the enormous State Library.

Melbourne State Library sculpture
State Library sculpture

On to Carlton Gardens, home of the beautifully frescoed Royal Exhibition Building.

Royal Exhibition Building
Royal Exhibition Building

Parliament Building

Last stop of the day is the Parliament Building, set in pretty Parliament Gardens.

Parliament Gardens Melbourne
Parliament Gardens

Jazz Corner Hotel

Our home for the next 3 nights is a one bed flat on the 25th floor of the Jazz Corner Hotel. It has all mod cons (I’m disproportionately excited when I discover the washing machine) and a great view across the city and river.

I sit on the balcony with a beer and some rather strange chicken and aioli crisps, watching the sun set over the harbour and wondering how my view compares with G G Grandad Paul’s a century ago.

Sunset from hotel balcony Jazz Corner
Sunset from hotel balcony

Day 2 – Melbourne

Once I have finished setting off the fire alarm making some toast, we commence part two of our Melbourne sightseeing extravaganza in the Harbourside area.

Harbourside

Melbourne harbourside - Sandridge Bridge
Melbourne harbourside – Sandridge Bridge

Hosier Street

We start where we finished yesterday and walk in a huge zigzagging circle along the river, up Hosier street (famous for its street art).

Street Art Hozier Lane
Street Art Hozier Lane

Olymic Park

We walk over the freaky William Barak bridge which talks and sings to you as you cross to the Olympic Park (home to various sports venues including the MCG and the Rod Laver Arena).

Rod Laver Arena
Rod Laver Arena

Botanic Gardens

We walk through the Botanic Gardens. Here, a radio station are handing out chocolate bilbies (imagine a genetic mutation of half rabbit half wallaby).

Royal Botanic Gardens
Royal Botanic Gardens

Shrine of Remembrance

Next we go to the Shrine of Remembrance. It’s a huge shrine originally built to honour the dead of WW1. The area underneath houses the Galleries of Remembrance, a moving and informative museum detailing the role of Australians in conflicts around the world.

Shrine of Remembrance poppy
Shrine of Remembrance poppy

We return via Victoria Market for dinner. We need to refuel, we’ve covered a lot of miles today and only eaten a chocolate marsupial.

Day 3 – Melbourne

Neighbours Set Tour

Today, I am indulging two of my passions. First, I have been watching Neighbours for 30 years so a visit to Melbourne would not be complete without a Ramsey Street tour. Reviews are mixed so I have high hopes and low expectations.

Welcome to Erinsborough
Welcome to Erinsborough

The package includes a meet and greet with a star of the show. I am intrigued to see who they have coaxed out of bed on a bank holiday morning.

Ramsay Street sign
Ramsay Street sign

After a shaky start (the bus driver reversing into a street sign) it’s actually a really good tour. The clientele are exclusively British (the Aussies don’t watch Neighbours) and super excited. The driver/guide spends the 18 mile drive to the suburbs engaging in Neighbours themed banter.

Fitzgerald Motors
Fitzgerald Motors

We start at the studio. Because there’s no filming taking place, we are allowed onto the set, which is a bonus, and I get to take loads of cheesy photos.

Grease Monkeys
Grease Monkeys

Then on to Ramsey St, which isn’t actually called Ramsey St. But the guide has a makeshift street sign for more cheesy photo ops. The star we meet, Ben Nicholas, played the character Stingray. He seems really nice and is happy to chat and pose for photos. All in all, a great morning.

Outside No 28 with Stingray
Outside No 28 with Stingray

Polly Woodside

The afternoon is dedicated to genealogy. We start at the Polly Woodside, a 19th century tall ship similar to those my G G grandad sailed on. You can board the ship to see what conditions were like and there is also an interesting little museum.

Polly Woodside
Polly Woodside

Port Melbourne

Then we walk to Port Melbourne, to Bay Street where my G G grandad lived. I take plenty of pictures of his homes (front and back). The old man stresses that I will get arrested for stalking or casing the joint.

Coal Depot, Bay Street Port Melbourne
Coal Depot, Bay Street Port Melbourne

We plan to return to the city by train but that involves purchasing a $6 card on which to put the $6 fare. We are too mean to pay, so walk instead. By the time we reach the hotel, we have walked 19 km and are tired and hungry. We head out intending to eat our body weight in Chinese, but I order a Kung Po chicken so hot it burns my lips – a novel form of portion control.

Holy Trinity Church, Bay Street Port Melbourne
Holy Trinity Church, Bay Street Port Melbourne

Day 4 – Hanging Rock and Castlemaine

We pick up our hire car today and head north to the goldfields region. I start with a run round Flagstaff Park. It looks like a pretty park from the road, but I soon realise that the reason I can see it from the road is that the entire park is raised. Whichever way you run, it’s uphill to the middle.

Flagstaff Park
Flagstaff Park

Next to collect our car. It takes forever. Primarily because the staff are desperately trying to flog a variety of extras. Eventually we are served, pay for the extras added to the bill we thought we’d already paid and escape the city. The car is enormous. (They’ve run out of small cars and initially try and sell the big one as an ‘upgrade’). It’s done 822 km – it’s the newest car I’ve ever been in.

Hanging Rock

Finally we’re ready to set off on the first destination on our road trip; 47 miles north west of Melbourne is the reserve of Hanging Rock.

Welcome to Hanging Rock
Welcome to Hanging Rock

This extinct volcano became notorious thanks to the novel/movie ‘Picnic at Hanging Rock’, in which a group of school girls go missing in mysterious circumstances whilst picnicking at the rock. It’s a much harder climb to the summit than I expected and, adding in photo stopes, the circuit takes over an hour to complete. But it’s worth it for the view.

Hanging Rock view
Hanging Rock view

The Hanging Rock itself is exactly as described; a rock hanging somewhat precariously above some other rocks.

Hanging Rock
Hanging Rock

An added bonus, back at the bottom, we see our first kangaroo. We planned to have our own picnic at Hanging Rock but the shop is shut so we have to make do with sharing a manky Mars Bar the old man finds in the bottom of his bag.

Kangaroo
Kangaroo

Hanging Rock Discovery Centre

In the Discovery Centre you can learn more about the area, including some rather spooky figures telling the tale of the ‘Picnic at Hanging Rock’.

Hanging Rock Discovery Centre
Hanging Rock Discovery Centre

Entry to Hanging Rock costs $10 per car, payable on exiting the car park.

Castlemaine

Our ultimate destination for the day is Castlemaine. Obviously famous for XXXX – but they don’t actually make that here. My guide book describes Castlemaine as ‘one of the most happening places in Victoria’. In fact, not much seems to be happening here at all. Most things that do happen, don’t happen on Tuesdays and those that do, shut at 4 pm.

Castlemaine
Castlemaine

Castlemaine Botanical Gardens

We walk to Castlemaine Botanical Gardens. These Victorian gardens are lined with oak trees. It’s autumn so they’re shedding leaves. The old man ponders on how, if they were grown from acorns imported from the UK, they know it’s autumn when it’s spring at home?

Castlemaine botanical gardens
Castlemaine Botanical Gardens

The Mill

We find a pub which is open in a converted mill, called The Mill, which describes itself as ‘a makers’ community: a place for food, drink…’

The Mill Castlemaine
The Mill

Shedshaker Brewing

Shedshaker Brewing may be open, but they have sold out of most things. The barmaid says this is because the bank holiday cleared them out. Maybe Castlemaine is so happening that everyone is at home still hungover from a mega wild weekend?

Beer tasting at Shedshaker Brewing
Beer tasting at Shedshaker Brewing

Australia Day 5 – Ballarat


Today’s destination is Ballarat. I’ve never been here before, but I’ve watched 36 episodes of the Dr Blake Mysteries, so it feels very familiar.

Eureka Stockade Memorial
Eureka Stockade Memorial

Museum of Australian Democracy at Eureka

We start at the Museum of Australian Democracy at Eureka, venue of the Eureka Stockade; a miners’ uprising violently put down by government forces. The museum covers the uprising and democracy in general. (Oh, and features in Dr Blake Series 3 Episode 4). It’s the old man’s birthday so he gets his first senior discount, which makes him happy.

Museum of Australian Democracy
Museum of Australian Democracy

Lydiard Street

Then on to Ballarat town centre to Lydiard Street and its grand Victorian buildings built during the height of the gold rush (that coincidentally feature heavily in Dr Blake).

Colonists Club Ballarat
Colonists Club Ballarat

Fine Art Gallery

We tour the Fine Art Gallery which has a great collection of Australian art (Dr Blake Series 2 Episode 8).

Ballarat Fine Art Gallery
Ballarat Fine Art Gallery

Lake Wendouree

Then we buy picnic supplies – including an entire discounted chocolate mousse cake which has to be eaten today – and have lunch on the shores of the beautiful Lake Wendouree (Series 1 Episode 1).

Lake Wendouree
Lake Wendouree

Ballarat Botanical Gardens

Finally a walk round the lake to the Botanical Gardens. We’ve been to a few gardens on our trip, but this is one of the best.

Ballarat Botanical Gardens
Ballarat Botanical Gardens

After a stroll along Lake Wendouree as the sun sets, it’s back to our B&B.

Lake Wendouree at sunset
Lake Wendouree at sunset

Redruth Cottage

Today’s accommodation is Redruth Cottage. It’s very nice but has a formidable collection of instruction stickers.

Lots of Instructions

Day 6 – Geelong and The Great Ocean Road

Geelong

Today we head for the Great Ocean Road. But we start with a detour to Geelong. Along the waterfront are 100 wooden bollards, painted by artist Jan Mitchell to resemble people and tell the story of Geelong. We take a tour of most of these rather quirky bollard figures. There are bathers and life savers, sailors, soldiers etc.

Geelong figures sailor and woman
Sailor and Woman

I enjoy wandering round the pleasant seaside town of Geelong and I wish we had more time to spend here. Instead, we have a picnic which we are forced to share with a super aggressive seagull and move on to the start of the Great Ocean Road.

Geelong bollards Bathing Beauties
Bathing Beauties

The Great Ocean Road

The B100, better known as the Great Ocean Road, hugs the Victorian coast for 151 miles. Built by soldiers returning from World War 1 and dedicated to those who fell, it is technically the world’s longest war memorial. It is one of Australia’s most famous touring routes, passing by seaside towns, surfing sports, rainforest, heathland and spectacular limestone cliffs.

Great Ocean Road Memorial Arch
Great Ocean Road Memorial Arch

Torquay

It starts at Torquay, home of all things surfer. We’re not surfers, but we can’t resist stopping to watch a while.

Torquay Beach

Then we take a walk along the coast and up to a viewpoint at Rocky Point.

Rocky Point Torquay
Rocky Point Torquay

Anglesea

Next is Anglesea, famous for its orange striped rocks.

Anglesea
Anglesea

Aireys Inlet

On to Aireys Inlet. After another walk along another beautiful beach, we climb the cliff and follow the cliff walk to Split Point Lighthouse.

Split Point Lighthouse

Lorne

We skip the resort town of Lorne as they’re doing a controlled burn and it’s rather smoky. In addition, road works slow us down and it’s already getting dark.

Lorne
Lorne

Apollo Bay

Finally, after a long day (we have been on the road for almost 9 hours) we reach our destination of Apollo Bay.

Seaview Motel

Tonight’s accommodation is at the Seaview Motel and Apartments, just a stone’s throw from the ocean in the little seaside town of Apollo Bay. Rooms are actually mini apartments with a kitchenette.

Seaview Motel
Seaview Motel

Dinner at The Harbour Fish Shop

In the evening, we go to Apollo Bay Fisherman’s Co-op. Not a pretentiously named restaurant, but where fishermen sell their catch on the quayside. We get some melt-in-the-mouth fish and chips from The Harbour Fish Shop and retire for the night.

Apollo Bay Fisherman's Collective
Apollo Bay Fisherman’s Coop

Day 7 – The Great Ocean Road

Great Otway National Park

Our second day of driving the Great Ocean Road. It’s raining so my enthusiasm for sightseeing is diminished. As the road passes over the top of Cape Otway, we take an 8 mile detour through Great Otway National Park. My guide book has promised koalas but we don’t spot any. Maybe they hate rain too?

Cape Otway Lightstation

Our detour brings us to the end of Cape Otway and Cape Otway Lightstation. Built in 1848, it is mainland Australian’s oldest surviving lighthouse. The old man goes to explore. I stay in the car. I have washed my waterproof jacket, so it’s no longer waterproof – more a sort of rain magnet. Eventually it stops raining, so I go for a walk. Behind a big sign saying ‘wrong way – turn round’ is a public footpath which provides a pleasant walk to a lookout over the lighthouse. The lighthouse costs $20 to enter and the footpath appears to have been disguised to discourage people from walking along it and looking at the lighthouse for free.

Cape Otway Lightstation
Cape Otway Lightstation

We return to the Great Ocean Road, heading for Port Campbell. For the next 40 miles it’s mostly inland and peppered with road works so it doesn’t feel particularly ‘Great’ or ‘Ocean’.

Eventually we re-join the coast and work our way along the obligatory tourist stops. The Twelve Apostles, Loch Ard Gorge, The Arch and London Bridge. Today it’s all about the rocks…

The Twelve Apostles

One of the highlights of a drive along the Great Ocean Road is the collection of rocky stacks called The Twelve Apostles. Despite the name, there are actually only seven ‘apostles’.

Twelve Apostles
Twelve Apostles

After parking across the road in the Twelve Apostles Visitor Centre, we follow a path linking various viewing platforms to admire the rocks from several angles.

Twelve Apostles
Twelve Apostles

Loch Ard Gorge

So called because a ship named the Loch Ard was shipwrecked on this treacherous coastline, killing all but two onboard, Loch Ard Gorge is our next rock stop. This formation used to have an arch until it collapsed in 2009, leaving two unconnected rocks, nicknamed Tom and Evan after the two shipwreck survivors.

Port Campbell

We stop for a picnic lunch on a bench overlooking the ocean in Port Campbell. I can think of worse places to eat a cheese sandwich…

Port Campbell
Port Campbell

London Bridge

London Bridge really has fallen down. Up until 1990, there were two arches in in this formation, causing it to resemble London Bridge, before one arch collapsed.

London Bridge Great Ocean Road
London Bridge

The Arch

Next, The Arch, another arch rock with an archway eroded into it.

The Arch Great Ocean Road
The Arch

The Grotto

The Grotto is our final, and my favourite stop of the day, where you can take a path down the cliffs to peer through a hole in the rock for a stunning view of a rock pool and the ocean beyond.

The Grotto Great Ocean Road
The Grotto

That completes the Great Ocean Road. We stop overnight at Warrnambool, because it has a parkrun. So it’s dinner and an early night because parkrun is at the earlier time of 8 am here.

Australia Day 8 – Warrnambool to Portland

Warrnambool

An early start today for Warrnambool parkrun round the beautiful Lake Pertobe.

Lake Pertobe
Lake Pertobe

Lake Pertobe

As I run I can see pelicans and spoonbills on the lake. I consider stopping to take a photo but I can see the old man just ahead of me and can imagine how smug he’ll be if his time is significantly faster than mine.

Warrnambool parkrun
Warrnambool parkrun

After the run, we wander along Warrnambool seafront before starting our day’s drive along the Princes Highway. The B100 (Great Ocean Road) ends just east of Warrnambool.

Warrnambool
Warrnambool

The Princes Highway

From here, you can continue along the coast for a further 65 miles to Portland on the A1, aka The Princes Highway.

Driving The Princes Highway
Driving The Princes Highway

Tower Hill

Our first stop is Tower Hill; a park which offers nature walks. We opt to just follow the a couple of trials alone. We don’t see any of the animals shown on the info panels, despite getting a crick in my neck looking in the trees for koalas. However it’s a different story when we return to the car park and find an emu in picnic area. He looks a bit fierce so we decide to lunch elsewhere.

Tower Hill emu
Tower Hill emu

Port Fairy

We stop for lunch in the pretty little Port Fairy. and have a nice picnic on the seafront before driving on the Portland.

Port Fairy
Port Fairy

Portland

Portland is another pretty, slightly larger seaside town with a nice coastal park. It boasts being the point of the earliest European settlement in Victoria.

Cape Nelson

We are staying just outside Portland at Cape Nelson. We reach our B&B in Cape Nelson (Cape Nelson Retreat) and our host asks if we have seen koalas. When we say we have been trying unsuccessfully for days, she says there are some in her garden. So we finally get to see a koala.

Koala
Koala

Cape Nelson Lightstation

In fact, Cape Nelson is a veritable wildlife feast. We drive to the lightstation at the end of the Cape. En route we see black wallabies and echidnas.

Cape Nelson
Cape Nelson
Echidna
Echidna

We return to the B&B at dusk. There are dozens of wallabies and echidnas on the verges. It’s very exciting, although photographing the wallabies is impossible as they move so fast (and it’s almost dark).

Black wallaby
Black wallaby

Day 9 – Cape Bridgewater and Mount Gambier

Cape Bridgewater

The weather report predicts a high of 28 degrees, so we don shorts and factor in some beach time. From Portland, we drive 15 miles west to Cape Bridgewater. But it’s actually quite windy and as soon as we’re suitably far enough away from the car, it starts raining. I was already grumpy as I’ve discovered we left my trainers in Warrnambool and the rain doesn’t help my mood any.

Cape Bridgewater

Petrified Forest

In Cape Bridgewater we follow the walkway along the cliff tops to the Petrified Forest. It’s not really a forest but a collection of tubular limestone formations. They’re quite unusual – it feels like we have been been teleported to another planet.

Cape Bridgewater Petrified Forest
Cape Bridgewater Petrified Forest

There’s also a blowhole lookout but the tide isn’t sufficiently high so it’s more of an asthmatic wheeze hole.

Cape Bridgewater blow hole
Cape Bridgewater Blow Hole

From here, we join the C192 and drive the 72 miles north west to Mount Gambier. It’s a scenic drive through pine forests with emus and wallabies grazing by the roadside but we don’t stop. The speed limit is 100 kph and the old man has discovered cruise control so 100 kph is therefore apparently obligatory.

Welcome to Victoria
Welcome to Victoria

We stop briefly at the state border between Victoria and South Australia for me to photograph the ‘Welcome to South Australia’ sign and the old man to stress about whether he needs to put his salmon and dill dip in the quarantine bin. There’s a time difference from Victoria of 30 minutes – what’s that all about?

Welcome to South Australia
Welcome to South Australia

Blue Lake

We continue to the Blue Lake, so called because it turns from grey to a vivid cobalt blue in summer, returning to grey in April. We just catch it on change from blue to grey. It’s 3.5 km long and you can walk or drive round the perimeter and take in the view from various lookout points. We opt to drive. As it provides water to Mount Gambier, there are some less picturesque spots around the pump station which can be passed over.

Blue Lake Mount Gambier
Blue Lake

Mount Gambier

We find a lakeside bench for a picnic. Then check into our cheap motel in Mount Gambier and go to the local strip to do our laundry. Oh, the glamour of international travel!

Mount Gambier Visitor Centre

The Mount Gambier Visitor Centre provides lots of information on the area and its history, not without the use of neon.

Mount Gambier Visitor Centre
Mount Gambier Visitor Centre

Australia Day 10

Robe

Today, only have a short distance to cover; 80 miles along the coast to the resort town of Robe. The temperature is predicted to hit 27 degrees today but I am not optimistic enough to reach for my shorts just yet.

Robe Lighthouse

Robe lighthouse
Robe lighthouse

After some navigation issues in Millicent (caused by the old man’s inability to tell the difference between left and straight on) we reach Robe mid morning and take a walk along the headland trail. It’s very pretty – a rocky bay surrounded by succulent covered dunes. It has a terribly ugly 1970s lighthouse built to replace the 19th century obelisk which is teetering precariously on the eroding cliff top.

Robe Obelisk
Robe Obelisk

Long Beach

We drive further round the coast to Long Beach, a 10 km long golden sandy beach which you can drive on. I’m not sure what the hire car would have to say about this, but as the beach is legally classified as a road, technically speaking, we’re not driving off road.

Driving Long Beach Robe
Driving Long Beach Robe

It’s a lovely sunny day (some places in Australia boast their hottest April day ever) so I intend to go for a swim, until I feel how icy cold the water is, and decide to make do with a paddle.

Robe Chinese Memorial
Robe Chinese Memorial

In the evening we take a stroll along the harbour front and back through the old part of town with its historic 19th century buildings. There are a lot of memorial rocks spread around town; aborigines, Chinese miners, soldiers, sailors – they all have a rock to commemorate their suffering.

Robe Fishermen's Memorial
Robe Fishermen’s Memorial

Then back to The Harbourview Motel to watch the Commonwealth Games, which is shown in very brief stints amidst an absolute ton of adverts.

Robe Fishermen's Church
Robe Fishermen’s Church

Australia Day 11 – Victor Harbor

Breakfast from Robe Bakery

We have a long drive today; 219 miles north west to Victor Harbor. The satnav suggests an inland motorway route, crossing the Murray River by bridge, but we decide to stay on the coastal B road which involves a ferry crossing. Before departing Robe, we buy an awesome bacon and egg doorstop from Robe Bakery, which we eat on a bench overlooking the ocean.

Robe Picnic breakfast

Navigating isn’t hard today, the first instruction is ‘turn left in 141 miles’. We stop briefly in Kingston; primarily for petrol but also because they have a 50 foot giant lobster. And who can’t resist a giant lobster?

Kingston Giant Lobster
Kingston Giant Lobster

Coorong National Park

Next follows 80 miles of Coorong National Park. On the map it looks cool; a chain of lagoons running alongside the ocean. But in reality the view is obscured by bushes so it’s just miles of flat scrubland. It would be boring if it wasn’t for the kangaroos randomly appearing out of the scrub and bounding across the road. They’re bigger and more cumbersome than I’d imagined and judging from the roadkill and dented bonnets we’ve seen, hitting them is quite common and not much fun for anyone involved. Apart from obviously not wanting to kill a kangaroo, the excess on our car insurance is $4,000.

Jack’s Lookout

We break our journey at Jack’s Lookout and follow the walk through the wetlands to a hide where you can allegedly see pelicans. There aren’t any, which is ironic as I spotted pelicans on the pond outside the petrol station earlier.

Meningie

We stop for lunch in the pretty lakeside town of Meningie. It has a huge number of birds. There are all sorts, but primarily cockatoos – hundreds of them. Oh, and pelicans, lots of pelicans.

Welcome to Meningie
Welcome to Meningie

We watch glide majestically past while we sit by Lake Albert eating pie surrounded by a circle of seagulls surrounded by a circle of magpies.

Pelicans over Lake Albert
Pelicans over Lake Albert

After lunch we must take a Ferry across the Murray to reach tonight’s destation of Victor Harbor.

Ferry across the Murray
Ferry across the Murray

Victor Harbor

By the time we reach Victor Harbor it’s 36 degrees and windy. It’s a bit like standing too near a jet engine.

Bridge to Granite Island
Bridge from Victor Harbor to Granite Island

Granite Island

But we brave a walk to Granite Island; a small island reached by a wooden jetty and with a circular trail where you can admire the granite formations.

Sculpture trail Granite Island
Sculpture trail Granite Island

If rock formations aren’t exciting enough, there’s also a sculpture trail.

Sculpture trail Granite Island
Sculpture trail Granite Island

Then we go for dinner; cheap steak and expensive wine. The food takes ages to arrive, so by the time I head for the ‘all you can eat’ salad bar, featuring plates stolen from a dolls house, plenty of wine has been consumed. This leads an unfortunate incident, when I turn too quickly and distribute beetroot over a wide expanse of carpet. And that rounds off our Australian coastal adventure.

Sunset on Granite Island
Sunset on Granite Island

Australia Day 12 – Barossa Valley

Jacob’s Creek

Hahndorf

It’s a pretty drive through the vineyards and farms of the Adelaide Hills, through the quaint German town of Hahndorf, where we take a wander. Hahndorf was settled by German pioneers in 1834. They attempted to conceal their Germaness due to persecution during WWII, but are trying to rediscover it again to boost tourism.

Hahndorf
Hahndorf

We leave the coast road today and head north to the Barossa Valley, home of my favourite wine – Jacob’s Creek.

The Epicurean Way

Onwards on Route B34, branded the Epicurean Way. We are enticed by a large yellow cow into a cheese shop and purchase some very tasty goats Brie for lunch.

Udder Delights
Udder Delights
Jacob's Creek
Jacob’s Creek


Barossa Valley

On arrival in the Barossa Valley, our first point of call is, of course, Jacobs Creek.

Jacob’s Creek

Jacob's Creek
Jacob’s Creek

Wolf Blass

Next, Wolf Blass and then Penfold’s.

Wolf Blass
Wolf Blass

Penfold’s

There are some heavy hitters around here.

Penfold's
Penfold’s

The Vine

We check into our hotel; The Vine (see what they’ve done there?) and go purchase some chips to soak up all that alcohol.

Barossa
Barossa

Australia Day 13 – Adelaide

We round off our Australian trip with a couple of days in Adelaide. It’s only an hour’s drive from Nuriootpa so we arrive with plenty of time for sightseeing. Awkward moment in the car park when I get into the wrong car, exacerbated by the fact I then start rearranging things in said car.

Nuriootpa
Nuriootpa

Adelaide Botanic Gardens

We start with the Adelaide Botanic Gardens. It’s more informally planted than the other antipodean gardens we have seen.

Adelaide Botanic Gardens Palm House
Adelaide Botanic Gardens Palm House

In the cactus garden, I encounter a group of school children competing to see who can get the most cactus spikes in their hands. I wonder if that features in the risk assessment?

Adelaide Botanic Gardens Cactus Garden
Adelaide Botanic Gardens Cactus Garden

National Wine Centre

Next door is the National Wine Centre. This combines a wine museum with a vending machine style tasting room. It’s a tad expensive but obviously popular. I haven’t seen so many ATMs in one room since Las Vegas.

National Wine Centre
National Wine Centre

Art Gallery of South Australia

After a picnic in the gardens, we head along North Terrace, home to the Art Gallery of South Australia. Basically, 3 floors of seriously weird stuff. Even the old man, who usually moans about contemporary art, is mesmerised by its weirdness. Weirdest of all: ‘We are all flesh’ a dead horse strung up by its hoof.

Art Gallery of South Australia - We are all Flesh
Art Gallery of South Australia – We are all Flesh

South Australian Museum

We round off our day with the South Australian Museum; somewhat disappointing as it’s pretty much 3 floors of taxidermy. Tucked in a corner, however, its redeeming feature – ‘Milerum and and Me: The Art of Jacob Stengl’ some great paintings by an Aboriginal artist taken from his family aged 3 and raised in a children’s home.

The Little Lost Cowboy - Jacob Stengl
The Little Lost Cowboy – Jacob Stengl

That’s enough culture for the old man for one day, so we check into our motel. It’s “a unique self rated 3 star accommodation option”. In other words, rather tired and no one else would give it 3 stars. Good job we have yesterday’s purchase from Jacobs Creek, a very nice sparkling Chardonnay.

Rambo the Paranoid Ram - Jacob Stengl
Rambo the Paranoid Ram – Jacob Stengl

Autralia Day 14 – Adelaide


Our last day in Australia. After a morning doing chores, we set off on for a busy afternoon, combining sightseeing with trying to photobomb all the old man’s pictures. Adelaide is heaving. Apparently this has something to do with the crows versus the magpies. I have no idea what this means, but I’m guessing it has nothing to do with ornithology.

St Peter’s Cathedral

St Peter's Cathedral Adelaide
St Peter’s Cathedral

The Adelaide Oval

We work our way towards the city centre, starting where Australians worship; St Peter’s Cathedral and the Adelaide Oval.

Parrots and the Adelaide Oval
The Adelaide Oval

State Library

Then, the state library, which had some interesting exhibits on war and democracy.

Adelaide State Library
State Library

Migration Museum

Last stop of the morning, the Migration Museum.

Migration Museum

Lunch at Rundle Mall

We stop for lunch at the food court in Rundle Mall. It’s bizarre that given dozens of options, so many people opt for KFC.

Rundle Mall
Rundle Mall

Victoria Square

We round things off in Victoria Square, venue of the Taste Australia festival. It sounds like a good idea, but the wind has picked up and it’s obviously trendy to cook food on an open fire. Thus the square so full of smoke that it’s difficult to breathe.

Tasting Australia
Tasting Australia

We give up and catch the bus home. Only it’s not following the published route and heads unexpectedly in the wrong direction. We have to get off and try again. Second time lucky, we make it home just as the heavens open. The heatwave breaks in a huge storm hours before we’re due to leave Australia.

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2 responses to “Australia 2 Week Road Trip”

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